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Hailo
Aug 2, 2023
You shouldn't necessarily be Afraid of Dying
Yesterday was my mother’s birthday. I sat at my desk thinking about the first time I missed my mother’s birthday. I was fourteen. I was...
Hailo
Jul 25, 2023
I am afraid to (I will not??) get married and 1 more confession
I am afraid that my outsides don’t match who I am inside. And I am deeply afraid of marriage, I think. Which doesn’t really make sense...
Hailo
Jul 17, 2023
Why you should Never Fake an Orgasm & should Always let your BF Cry
It hurts me to even says the word “sex.” I flinch. I remember being forced to say it a lot when I was fangirling over this Princeton...
Hailo
Jun 21, 2023
How to Live a Real Life
There’s this study that’s cited in a ton of places — two of which I can remember are the Psychology of your 20s podcast and then Jean...
Hailo
Jun 18, 2023
HOT LITERATI RULES
2023 Edition Book on you at all times — Club, restaurant, etc. Put it in the purse. Hold it in your hand. Book placement — When someone...
Hailo
Jun 11, 2023
A little Chocolate before the Big Sleep
There’s a part in The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man where the protagonist looks in the mirror. Right after he had the opportunity...
Hailo
Jun 5, 2023
I went to Church because I am Homesick
I am taking communion for the first time in a while. I walk up to the priest, in his robe, in the chantry. I am handed the wafer. He...
Hailo
Apr 20, 2023
Rules for Hoyden Girl Summer
If they say “you’re out of my league,” “I’m so lucky,” or some other iteration of disbelief, then run! run! run! Remember that you are...
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