Overheard the night I helped a Friend out of a Bad Date

“It might’ve been Monopoly money though" - group walking down Houston at 12:11 am

“I’m not here to play bitch” - person rounding the corner (sharply) of Stanton and Suffolk at 12:38 am

“They’ll be right behind me” - person in the bar, to no one in particular (literally no one was right behind them) at 1:22 am

“He’s tried way more drugs than I have” - person in Katz’s Deli at 2:46 am

“The Katz Deli man just looked at my boobs” - person in Katz’s Deli at 2:47 am