Things I've Always Wondered

Things I've Always Wondered

  • What I would be like if I were vegan

  • What Presidents do when they’re lonely

  • The social equivalent of leaving your lover on read in the 1800s

  • If small dogs secretly like being small because it gives them an excuse to be extra aggressive

  • What Kafka would do if he came back and saw that the unfinished stories he wanted burned were all published

  • How inner dialogue sounds in someone with a healthy self-concept

  • If there really is such thing as a healthy self-concept

  • Why the mother and son I jog by turned left today instead of going straight

  • If I’ll ever finish writing a novel

  • Why it sounds so much more intimidating to call it a novel

  • If manuscript is an appropriate word for unfinished fiction (/prose?)

hailo

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