Burp Castle

The story

Bartenders in monastic robes will shush you if you speak above a whisper. That is the deal at Burp Castle, a monastery-themed beer bar in the East Village where Gregorian chants play and Belgian taps rotate through offerings like La Chouffe alongside bottles of Chimay and selections from Germany and Britain. SoundPrint, an app that measures noise in bars and restaurants, flags it as a particularly quiet location — which, in Manhattan, is its own kind of miracle.